After a long summer of endless hours in a horizontal position on the couch in the back room, Playstation controller firmly affixed to both hands, Super Si returns to school, to his Grade 11 Entrepreneurship Class, to bring you...
Le Cat Machine!
written and illustrated by Simon Peng
© 2010 SuperSi Enterprises (Patent pending)
The cat died!
What to do...?
Hide it under a cardboard box...?
Stash it in the neighbour's mailbox?
Make an attractive hand-crafted dead cat head pendant???
Introducing "Le Cat Machine!" (plugs into any standard home outlet)
Simply take your dead stinking cat and place it on the handy conveyor belt...
Press the start button...
... and voilà! A tasty burger!
"Le Cat Machine" - for all your dead cat needs - only $49.00!
(plus shipping and handling)